When I met you at that party I was drunk…
So, you're leaving, aren't you
You look kind of cute when I was drunk but
I knew it when you said just then and you told me you were leaving
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
And as you turn around to leave
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around, a lot
Even though I told them not to
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life