Train Ride (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind scene)

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Hi.

I'm sorry? I just said hi.

Hi, hello.

Okay if I sit closer?

How far are you going?

Rockville Center.

Get out. Me, too.

Really?

What are the odds?

Listen, do I know you?

Do you ever shop at Barnes and Noble?

Sure.

That's it! Yeah?

I've seen you, man.

Book slave there for five years now.

Jesus!

I would have thought I would remember you.

It might be the hair.

What might?

It changes a lot, the color.

That's why you might not recognize me.

It's called Blue Ruin. Right.

The color. Snappy name, huh?

I like it.

This company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names.

You've got Red Menace, Yellow Fever, Green Revolution.

That would be a job, coming up with those names.

You think there could possibly be a job like that?

I mean, how many hair colors could there be? 15 maybe?

Someone's got that job.

Agent Orange. I came up with that one.

I apply my personality in a paste.

I doubt that very much.

Well, you don't know me, so you don't know, do you?

I'm sorry. I was just trying to be nice.

Yeah. I got it.

My name's Clementine, by the way.

I'm Joel.

Hi, Joel.

No jokes about my name.

Oh, no. You wouldn't do that.

You're trying to be nice.

I don't know any jokes about your name.

Huckleberry Hound.

I don't know what that means.

Huckleberry Hound? What are you, nuts?

It's been suggested.

O£, my darling, o£, my darling O£, my darling Clementine

You are lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine

No?

I'm sorry.

It's a pretty name, though. It really is nice.

It means merciful, right? Clemency?

Although it hardly fits.

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.

I wouldn't think that about you.