I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget
There are times in life when being tough comes
Say some geezer collapses in front of you.
We need a volunteer that ain't breathing.
First thing you do is you check him over.
If he ain't responsive or he ain't breathing
or he's making noises like this.
(SOUND: serious weezing) then his heart has stopped
working and he's having a cardiac arrest.
Then you do Hands-only CPR. And no kissing.
You only kiss your missus on the lips.
Watch. Lock your fingers together, knuckles
up. Then push down. Right on the sovereign.
(MUSIC: whether you're a brother or whether
you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
(MUSIC: Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
Push down five or six centimetres. That's
about two inches in old money.
(MUSIC: ah ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive)
Push hard and fast about two times a second,
like to the beat of Stayin' Alive.
Better a cracked rib than him kicking the bucket.
Keep this up until the ambulance arrives.
Call 999. Push hard and fast to Stayin' Alive.
Hands-only CPR. It ain't as hard as it looks.
If you want to come in handy in an emergency