This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
Nick, and his friend Hector from Argentina.
Bridget and Hector work for Channel 9.
Annie works for the environment.
And Nick works as little as possible.
It's Friday, it's seven o'clock.
Yes, it's time for an evening with Marty Ross.
Let's spend this evening together.
Let's spend this evening together.
Let's spend this afternoon together.
I was just writing notes for your show.
- Who?
No.
for Damian Pollasco's latest exhibition yet?
Who?
The most important artist this century.
Of course he is. Silly me. I forgot.
Yes.
So tell the dragon if there are no tickets,
I will not present Saturday's show.
But you must, Marty. You're the star.
then I will take her out to dinner.
In fact, I'll take anyone out to dinner
Anyway, must go. I've got fans to ignore.
Let's spend this evening together.
So if I get tickets for Damian Pollasco,
I know! Dave! He's crazy about me.
I've got a little favour to ask you.
Is that Ziggy? I think you should let her out.
what it's like to be a battery chicken.
A chicken that runs on batteries?
- No.
- No!
A chicken that is kept in a small box
No. It makes it more real, doesn't it, Ziggy?
Tomorrow there is a big Farm Animal
Freedom Protest in Trafalgar Square
- What it's like to be a farm animal.
Boggy and Moss are coming from Manchester.
are very, very serious eco- warriors.
They fight for the environment.
And you two will help us prepare.
Bye.
Good old Dave. I knew he'd help me.
Hi.
- Gigi?
- Bridget.
- Bridget. Eunice's researcher.
- Well, only about one hundred times.
Listen, I've got two preview tickets
Oh, that Bridget. How could I forget you?
but it's just a simple loft- style apartment.
Well, I'm sure it's very arty.
I can tell a lot about a woman from her art.
They call me Arty Marty, you know.
And if I like your art, Bridget,
Marty! What a surprise! I'd love to.
- Bye.
- Ciao.
dinner with Marty, dinner with Marty!
- I think you should let her out.
are very, very serious eco- warriors.
And you two will help us prepare.
I've got two preview tickets for Damian Pollasco.
They call me Arty Marty, you know.
And what is going on this time?
Hi, Bridget. I'm feeding Hector cornflakes.
Turkeys are made to eat lots for Christmas.
Well, we all eat lots at Christmas.
It's to make them fat for humans to eat.
Let me guess. He is a baby cow?
Nearly. He is a veal calf. Poor thing.
for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
because Marty Ross is coming for drinks.
Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together.
Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle.
So this preparation, what is it?
like the coolest art gallery in London.
I want 21st century. I want art.
So how are you going to do this?
See you in the morning. Have fun.
Come on, Nick. It won't take long.
I'll give Ziggy the keys to your flat.
The things I do for Bridget's love life.
What about Bridget's love life?
Right, I'll be back with Marty at six o'clock,
- Nibbles?
Hector, you prepare the drinks.
I want 21st century. I want art.
Yeah…
I'm taking the day off work today.
We've got lots to do before tonight.
No! The Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
Boggy and Moss are coming here
and I want you to look after them, Hector. OK?
I'll show you interesting, Bridget Evans.
No.
for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
I want 21st century. I want art.
Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together.
Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle.
I know you know it is a phone,
Hector, I'm in the ladies' toilets
Have Boggy and Moss arrived yet?
Yes.
All right, chaps? Won't be a minute.
It is just that they are a bit scary.
Tell them to come to Trafalgar Square now.
You found something to eat. Good.
Annie says you can go to Trafalgar Square. Now.
Phones ring, don't they? They…
Hello, Hector. Did you get the nibbles?
Well done, Hector. I knew I could rely on you.
What shall I do? It was Boggy and Moss.
Look, don't worry. We can tidy this up.
- Still, at least I've brought the drinks.
- What?
Oh, no! Boggy and Moss ate them.
See? Bridget won't even notice the mess.
Anyway, here is my humble home.
It's a pigpen. We stole it from a farm lorry.
Boggy and Moss are bringing her later.
Yes. Yes, it's my angry art phase.
- Cocktail?
- Nibble?
And this is fantastic. Original?
Very Damian Pollasco. I love art.
They call me Arty Marty, you know.
The man's an idiot. He wants to buy a wall.
Can you deliver them to me tomorrow?
Nick, what's this cocktail called?