Jon Lajoie - Pop Song

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Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man

That makes me a good artist

This is my new single

I hope you like it

Wealthy men hired me, to sing

this song that they wrote for me, they're investing

in this pricey music video, and they're paying

to get it played on the radio (on the radio)

and they're gonna sell a million (a million)

yes, it's gonna go platinum

'Cause they'll market this song to

young, impressionable, and

insecure teenage girls

'Cause all you gotta say is

"ooh baby", "I love you", or

"girl, I need you in my world".

Yes, they'll market this song to

young, impressionable, and

insecure teenage girls

'Cause all they gotta do is find

a sexually attractive man that can sing

all the words

And now the token rap verse

that doesn't make any sense

but helps it get a small percentage

of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby i can tell

that you are crazy, crazy

shake that ass girl,

my rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy

these things I'm talking 'bout have

nothing to do with the song baby

but it don't matter

won't you show me that thong baby?

That's how it works

in the pop music industry

2010 mother fucker

that's just how it be

'Cause they'll market this song to

young, impressionable, and

insecure teenage girls

'Cause all you gotta say is

"ooh baby", "I love you", or

"girl, I need you in my world".

Yes, they'll market this song to

young, impressionable, and

insecure teenage girls

'Cause all they gotta do is find

a sexually attractive man that can sing

all the words

Now I'm singing with my gay voice

to let you know that I am sensitive

Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice

teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)

and you know I wanna

(Make money money, make money money, make money) [x3]

Rich men makin' money off of

their investments

ooh it's so sexual baby

Girl, I love you so much.

I wish we could be together

unfortunately we can't because

I'm rich and famous and you're not

but why don't you just go buy my album?

…and tell your friends about it too

so that they also go out and buy it